The monthly update – 2007
Welcome to the yearly edition of the monthly update. A lot of thought and perusal of a multitude of astrological data which i collected for this purpose alone is behind the decision to write this post at this point. Even though i do not believe in doing both of them in my day today activities but when it comes to writing something i am ultra careful. If any of you think that this post is automated then feel brave to do so. Its a free world.
June is a month very close to me even though i was born on the tenth of the same month. But i could have used any other month also as there would be many in other months born on the same the tenth. The real reason could be that typing June is hell lot easy than typing other months leaving out May if I may.
The workaholic me is dead. I hate the word work now when i don’t have it. Loathe it when i have it.
Had a weeks vacation at my native, where as the estival warmth gave way to the monsoons, my parents and my bro were forced to content with a more severe catastrophe than the summer heat. Keep guessing.
Had my moments of Nostalgia when i happen to be to my alma mater. The place where i gained a lot of everything and lost a lot of bucks. Reminiscences of a young, smart and handsome guy walking up to the dais to collect the medallion for being the most outstanding performer of the previous year, that too the second time, did come to my mind. His friends were very happy about the job well done and were brings their hands together, girls I had thought to be very choosy cried out the boys name loudly. That moment of happiness would have prevailed a bit longer for me if small chubby guy standing somewhere had not fainted due to dehydration.
That was me. I was told that i was hurried to the hospital run by the school management.
And ya had my birthday on the tenth. Cleverly switched the mobile off so as to cut down on the enormous roaming charge, denying friends and foes alike a chance to wish/condemn me. @24 and feels like have to be more responsible. I have decided to take the responsibility of waking up my roomies.
Some one told me the other day that there are occasions where two positives lead to a negative. It was such a candor statement that I bought it candidly before a lot of afterthought.
enna sheri. parkalam.
About Me or Why i stopped complaining when i started earning….
For all those people who would think on the following lines. See i can also think like you.
Why i am writing this ‘piece of art’ ? The particular post has a lot of purposes. The first and the only purpose i must say is to let all the people know that the X wrote about is by no means me. Even though those who know me would think that it could be me. I don’t blame you people, for could be cannot be is even if some people try hard to.
Why do i need a ‘About me’ ? Good question. Seriously i don’t know. Sarcastically i want to tell people how nice a person i am . Serves as a reminder for me too.
What would you gain by reading this ? Nothing/A confirmation of how bad a writer i am.
Why did i stop complaining when i started earning ? Busy busy these days. Can’t do multitasking dear.
The About me
As stated somewhere in this page i am a ‘tam-brahm’ ailing from the place they call Gods own country. Guess you know the story of the bat who took the sides of both birds and animals. I feel like a bat at times. These ‘at times’ means a variable frequency which could range from a single day to may be a year or can be expressed as the algebraic equation on which i was working on.(It has some n characters each with a x raised to the nth power. Confusing eh ? Now you know why it was ‘was working on’. ) . But off-late these feelings have deserted me.
Born on the tenth of a four lettered month, I like calling myself a whole lot of names like Horatio, Ohiorat, RawSea and wasRare just because i think they are something which shows what i am. But some miscue these monikers as a mistake on my part to spell my name. Some tried hard to decode the Horatio to relate to my name. For those who tried and failed the word Horatio is a effort of my studious brain and the algorithm which a friend of mine designed as per my instructions. Sadly I had to kill the guy in order to keep the algorithm a secret. But sadly again he has left a set of clues which will lead any insane person with a lot of common sense to find why it is Horatio. conditions apply*.
Born on a Friday I am one of those who is apparently inactive. You may find me in a group with a face which says something like ‘I am the philosopher kind, dude. I need my space to think.’. But those who know me well know that it is just a mimic and I am preparing the stage for the delivery of something of toxic nature, something they call PJs. Clever, they are. So those with whom i happen to be with have already undergone a course by the name ‘How to overcome sufferings of the worse kind in 24 days’ once. Few of them are thinking of redoing the course again as my presence has convinced them that they haven’t learned the course properly.
When i happened to go to school for the first time, it was pouring like anything. Had my parents believed in such omens which i believe now i would have never been at school at the first place. Sadly they didn’t. I think that day Rain meant somebody up there is crying for me. The somebody did not want my ignorance to be blemished. Even i didn’t want to.
I am one of those kinds who knows the virtues of Patience and i tell you i can wait till eternity. I don’t want to be hurry myself into doing things which will affect the well being of a lot of people. Why should i do something which will like harm someone. I will rather rest myself than doing such heinous crimes against humanity. That explains why there are a lot of new theories being developed these days.
Since i was born on a Friday, I am not that workaholic kind even though if u happen to visit me now you will feel like i am the studious kind. I don’t blame my birth for the person I am, but i think there is truth in these facts which people dismiss as superstitions. Those who are born on days like Friday, Saturday and Sunday shouldn’t be given large responsibilities. Those born on the other days of the week should do their work as well. I would have published this theory of mine if not for the those others born on Friday who want to work. See how considerate I am. They are doing my work too and paying me as well. (I just have to remind them about this daily.)
Gesundheit to all those who survived to reach till here. Even if you didn’t sneeze, I know the ordeal. Even though i write like this i am a nice person by nature. I am really one.
* The conditions, i am afraid are also on the same page as where the clues are.
1 comment