Hello Friends
I am back and this, i think is my 99th post.
When I was young, I went to a school. We all did, i suppose. Or is it that my parents tricked me to believe so. The school i went to, or to be more specific the class which i studied in were filled with wunderkids, i must say. The kinds who had the capability to disprove Newton’s apple-fell-on-my-head-hence-this-law. Yes, there was a lot of potential there in that batch of 60 geniuses. And the management of school thought that it would be great if they could provide the batch some assistance in deciding the professional life we wanted to thread. And it was decided that we will be provided the excellent guidance of the consultant genius Patrick Pavanansam Franzey.
Patrick Pavanansam Franzey or in short PPF was a sharp man. He was one of those guys who always had no problem listening to people. He is credited to have duly helped three couples ,who went to him with small problems like who will be driving the car , agree on consensual divorce. On asked if it was the right advice to give PPF was found quoting his own modified version of Shakespeare “Nothing is good or bad, than advice makes it so”.
Patrick Pavanasam was a busy man. So after a lot of persuasion, PPF agreed to take a two hour session for our batch on a Saturday of his choice. Patrick, a self proclaimed astrologer, announced that it will be fourth Saturday of January 2000. The management said “So be it”.
The management was excited at the announcement and they made a lot of attempts to publicize the news. The following day a newspaper read like this “Educational Institute ABCDE becomes the first institute to arrange for consultant to channel students to achieve what they should attain.” The reporter who also works as a plumber during free time goes on to lament the lack of such guidance during his graduation days which made it impossible for him to decide if he has to walk to his college or jog to his college.
Amidst such reports the day arrived, and the first 15 minutes the organizing staff had to spend arguing and convincing the parents that PPF would only consult for their kids and whoever who got their pets along for consulting should duly take them back without any objection. Amidst all this noise PPF did his appearance on a horse and proceeded to the class. It was rumored that PPF took the whole session seated on the horse back, but the management was quick to deny such rumors.
And the session that will shape the future of prospective doctors, scientists, engineers, lawyers, writers, bloggers began thus.
PPF : Hey all, I have been assigned two hours to tell you guys what you all should pursue. But i have only three words for you. Go to Hell.
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PPF: Hahahaha, I was just kidding. I dont want you guys to go to hell. Not before this session gets over. Not that i dont mean you should not go to hell, even if you guys wanted to. Its a free world and you can go anywhere as long as you adhere to the new trespassing laws, although i dont approve of them myself.
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PPF: The purpose of me being here is to guide you to be decide what you want to be. But all i can promise you that at the end of the session you will always be able to make a cup of coffee all by yourself.
<Giggles>
PPF: I want all of you guys to tell me where you see yourself in ten years from now. Any amount of detail would be helpful. But i would prefer you to be precise. I think you in the green shirt, start.
Student One: Hello Mr Patrick Pavanansam Franzey, I would …
PPF: Its not pronounced Franzey , It pronounced F- R-E-Y. Frey as like prey.
Student One: Sorry Mr. Frey. Ten years from now, I think i will be working as a chief architect and managing partner of a very successful builder. We will be handling a lot of projects for instance designing skyscrapers. I would also be submitting my thesis on the modern building technique which will win me credit and world wild fame.
PPF: If you have completed,I would suggest you to be a Doctor. You can sit now. Hey , the guy with specs. Please tell us what will u be doing ten years from now.
Student two : I think i will be getting married…
<Silence>
Miles away, in one silent cemetery in France, a skeleton started nodding its head in approval of whatever being said.
This my friends is the real story of a poor school going teenager whose life changed just because the prophetical power of a dead seer refused to diminish.